Tag: The Digital Grapevine

Why did the SEO expert start a band? Because they knew the real key to success was creating content that truly rocks!

Why did the SEO expert become a cartographer? Because they were so good at keyword mapping, they thought they could conquer the world, one keyword at a time!

Why did the SEO marketer always keep an eye on their competitors? Because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and they wanted to know when to send a “thank you” note for all the great keyword ideas!

Why did the SEO expert bring a toolbox to work? Because they needed to find the perfect tool to unlock the secrets of the keyword treasure chest!

Why did the SEO copywriter have a thesaurus as their best friend? Because they were always in search of long-tail keywords to outsmart the competition!

Why did the SEO expert become a detective? Because they were always looking for the key(words) to success!

Why did the search engine throw a party for the XML sitemap? Because it always knows how to show them around!

Why did the search engine give the insecure website a lower ranking? It had trust issues! Why did the search engine buy the structured data a drink?Because it made everything easier to digest!

Why did the search engine give the insecure website a lower ranking? It had trust issues!

Why did the website break up with its slow server? It just couldn’t handle the “wait” any longer!Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn’t cope with its mobile-responsive identity crisis!