Tag: The Digital Grapevine

Why did the SEO specialist talk to their website like a pet?

Because they were using Google Search Console to “fetch” some new data!

Why did the SEO expert take their website on a date?

Because they wanted to analyze the chemistry between them using Google Analytics!

Why did the SEO expert break up with their partner?

They couldn’t handle the commitment to constant analysis and reporting!

Why did the mobile user fall in love with the AMP-powered website?

Because it was always so quick to respond to their needs!

Why did the mobile user break up with the non-mobile-friendly website?

Because it just couldn’t keep up with their fast-paced, on-the-go lifestyle!

Why did the smartphone get along so well with the responsive website?

Because they both knew how to adapt to any situation!

Why did the smartphone refuse to visit the unoptimized website?

Because it couldn’t “swipe right” on a site that wasn’t its type!

Why did the customer give the SEO expert a 5-star review?

Because they really knew how to optimize their “appeal”!

Why did the business owner always get lost?

Because they couldn’t find their way to the local directories!

Why did the business owner ask Google for directions?

Because they wanted to find their way to the top of Google My Business listings!